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	Me and some of the lads with Mr C on the South Coast

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MAKE 'EM LAUGH

Here are a few one liners that I hope you put a smile on your face.

A bloke came up to me and asked me if i was from London.
"Yes" I replied. To which he enquired "Well what part "? All of me I replied!

I don't care what you call me as long as you call me when my dinners ready!!!

Cucumbers for sale - ere you are missus, buy 2 you can always east the other one

I wanted to join the light infantry but I didn't have a torch !!

These nylons won't run missus but I might have to !!

Got a light mac, no? No but I.ve got a rather dark overcoat.

He's got a big head ain 't he? Who?

Humpty Dumpty !!

	If you have ay one liners that you want to share with me click here and email away.

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